In this post, I will be reviewing the fourth mini-game on 6-In-1, Adam And Eve. I'm getting very agitated by all these horrible games, but I will carry on.
Kevin's Review
Adam And Eve: *
Ever play balloon fight? Ever imagine it with Adam and Eve? Neither have I, but here it is.
You fly about using a pair of balloons over your head. You tap A repeatedly to flap your arms, making you fly. Your goal is to fly above your opponents, pop their balloons, then hit them again before they have a chance to inflate another one, identical to balloon fight. Take out each enemy to beat the stage.
Apparently I've been misinformed of the story of Adam & Eve. As it turns out, Adam was a green haired caveman, and Eve was a black man with blond hair. Also, the tree of wisdom was actually bamboo, and it wasn't a serpent, but an army of earthworms that attacked Adam and Eve. In a bid to save humanity, Adam & Eve tied balloons to their heads and fought the evil earthworms in an epic battle. All while the mythical bird of some sort threw bouncing coconuts at them. Did I mention that I'm not making this up?
What is really annoying is that the worms have this really annoying habit of hanging around at the top of the screen, where you can't possibly get above them, and therefore have no choice but to wait until they decide you can attack them.
Overall this game is as stupid as it is confusing, confusing as it is bad, and bad as it is stupid. Go play Balloon Fight!
Ever play balloon fight? Ever imagine it with Adam and Eve? Neither have I, but here it is.
You fly about using a pair of balloons over your head. You tap A repeatedly to flap your arms, making you fly. Your goal is to fly above your opponents, pop their balloons, then hit them again before they have a chance to inflate another one, identical to balloon fight. Take out each enemy to beat the stage.
Apparently I've been misinformed of the story of Adam & Eve. As it turns out, Adam was a green haired caveman, and Eve was a black man with blond hair. Also, the tree of wisdom was actually bamboo, and it wasn't a serpent, but an army of earthworms that attacked Adam and Eve. In a bid to save humanity, Adam & Eve tied balloons to their heads and fought the evil earthworms in an epic battle. All while the mythical bird of some sort threw bouncing coconuts at them. Did I mention that I'm not making this up?
What is really annoying is that the worms have this really annoying habit of hanging around at the top of the screen, where you can't possibly get above them, and therefore have no choice but to wait until they decide you can attack them.
Overall this game is as stupid as it is confusing, confusing as it is bad, and bad as it is stupid. Go play Balloon Fight!
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