UNLICENED GAME ALERT!!!
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I WILL NOW PROCEED AND TELL YOU WHY, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY IT. In this post I will review (and try to describe the best I can) the first mini-game on 6-In-1: Cosmos Cop
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I WILL NOW PROCEED AND TELL YOU WHY, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY IT. In this post I will review (and try to describe the best I can) the first mini-game on 6-In-1: Cosmos Cop
Kevin's Review
Cosmos Cop: *
Aside from the worst super hero name of all time, and being one of the worst games of all time, this game is probably the best mini-game on the game. The graphics in the title screen are better than the others, and its the only game with a story:
"A2010 The terror legion from Alienation invaded galaxy"
WHAT?!?!?Well, I think we can forgive them for this. After all, they're Japanese. What I won't forgive is them for making this horrible game. Why is it so horrible? Well first of all, the depth perception is HORRIBLE! You don't know how close something is to you until it hits you.
You get only two weapons, a useless little ball-shooter or a ring-shooter, but you only get a very limited amount of rings.
The health bar is an ok size, but if you get hit by anything you get hurt, and its incredibly hard to dodge the meteors, the projectiles that split into 4 AND the spaceships at the same time, especially since you take up 1/5 of the screen. You can try to fight back, but you're just putting yourself in the line of fire. If you pass level 1, then you're very patient and very bored.
"A2010 The terror legion from Alienation invaded galaxy"
WHAT?!?!?Well, I think we can forgive them for this. After all, they're Japanese. What I won't forgive is them for making this horrible game. Why is it so horrible? Well first of all, the depth perception is HORRIBLE! You don't know how close something is to you until it hits you.
You get only two weapons, a useless little ball-shooter or a ring-shooter, but you only get a very limited amount of rings.
The health bar is an ok size, but if you get hit by anything you get hurt, and its incredibly hard to dodge the meteors, the projectiles that split into 4 AND the spaceships at the same time, especially since you take up 1/5 of the screen. You can try to fight back, but you're just putting yourself in the line of fire. If you pass level 1, then you're very patient and very bored.
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